I hate you
White people son
are you serious
*waves goodbye to dick*
The water is alive
"Why is your pig wearing a hat?"
"He sunburns easily."
blame it on the girls // mika
blame it on the girls who know what to do
blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you
blame it on your mother for the things she said
blame it on your father, but you know he’s dead
As someone who grew up in Florida I can confirm this